Mennonite Man
On the last couple of miles, a mennonite man overtook me on his bike. I kept up with him and when we hit a light, I said “Thanks! I need someone to keep pace!”
“Men can't let go of a challenge, eh?”
“See, I have an excuse. I just rode 30 miles. That, and I'm old and fat.”
“Keep up the riding and you'll be thin!”
Thanks, random mennonite man.