Exloring Life Eternal

(This news flash is best read / heard outloud.)

Nowadays you can get eggs from vegetarian fed hens, free-range chickens, or regular old hot-house hens.

Q. Do you know what the difference is between a vegetarian chicken and a real chicken, a free chicken?

=. The vegetarian chicken is made of tofu? No, I don't know.

A. Nope. The vegetarian chicken doesn't prey. But the free chicken, the real kind, does.

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It is kind of like the old saying, "There are no atheists in fox-holes." Which brings us to the next question:

Q. Do you know what happens when a fox gets into a hen-house?

A. It eats chicken.

Q. Ah, yes, but do you know why?

=. No, why?

A. Because despite their noise, the fox preys better than the chickens in this case.

==> The lesson then is: Pray while you can!

"Seek the Lord while He can be found. For the night is coming when no-one can work!" - See Isaiah 55

J: Did you hear about the new deal on for chicken at The Captain's Crazy Chicken?

N: No, what is it?

J: It is called, "The Spider Bucket."

N: What is in it!?!

J: It has 8 legs and 100 eggs!!

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for those who need a laugh.