HUMOR: The Kingdom of God is better than chicken!
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giddyNowadays you can get eggs from vegetarian fed hens, free-range chickens, or regular old hot-house hens.
Q. Do you know what the difference is between a vegetarian chicken and a real chicken, a free chicken?
=. The vegetarian chicken is made of tofu? No, I don't know.
A. Nope. The vegetarian chicken doesn't prey. But the free chicken, the real kind, does.
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It is kind of like the old saying, "There are no atheists in fox-holes." Which brings us to the next question:
Q. Do you know what happens when a fox gets into a hen-house?
A. It eats chicken.
Q. Ah, yes, but do you know why?
=. No, why?
A. Because despite their noise, the fox preys better than the chickens in this case.
==> The lesson then is: Pray while you can!
"Seek the Lord while He can be found. For the night is coming when no-one can work!" - See Isaiah 55
