Via the inimitable Leonnard and the Random Recipe Generato that he found, I give you this recipe for Battered Vinigar:
Battered Vinegar
Serves 4
You will need:

* 50g mince
* 20ml vinegar
* 120g soft cheese
* 60ml cod liver oil
* 60ml soy sauce

Instructions:

1. whisk the mince
2. saute the mince
3. microwave the vinegar
4. stir the vinegar
5. defrost the soy sauce
6. saute the soy sauce
7. microwave the soy sauce
8. stir the mince
9. blend with the vinegar
10. heat the soy sauce
11. heat the vinegar
12. add one tablespoon of the soy sauce
13. grind the mince
14. flip the vinegar
15. rinse the soft cheese
16. whisk the cod liver oil
17. throw it all away

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